Deadpan office-style hoodie that channels the ‘God Forbid’ sarcasm trend with minimalist, typewriter-like text. The small, centered black-on-white wording uses a dry, mock-indignant tone to make a quiet joke about daily preferences, fitting the 90s/office aesthetic and meme-literate wardrobe. Lightweight-yet-cozy medium-heavy fleece and clear typography keep the message readable in casual, work-adjacent settings.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²)
- Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood
- DTF inner neck labels; DTG prints on main body
- Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
