Deadpan office-style tee that riffs on everyday preferences with a sardonic, meme-ready line. The design uses bold, typewriter-like lettering and spare monochrome accents to land the joke with minimalist clarity, aligning with the “God Forbid” sarcasm trend and 90s aesthetic humor. Lightweight, breathable cotton and a retail crew-neck silhouette keep the shirt easy to layer under a blazer or wear casually, making the humor a subtle part of daily work or weekend looks.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
- With side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar with seam
- Sleeve and neck label printing via DTF/DTG depending on provider
- REACH certified; sourced from Honduras; adult sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
