Dry, deadpan text art on a soft velveteen blanket that leans into the ‘God Forbid’ sarcasm trend with a minimalist, office-type layout. Black, typewriter-style lettering reads as a mock-indignant statement about staying up late gaming, surrounded by small doodle accents for a subtle playful edge. The monochrome, high-contrast print keeps the sardonic tone clear and makes the blanket a cozy, low-key statement piece for meme-literate young adults and office-culture audiences.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- Polyester fabric (100% or 83% Polyester/17% Spandex)
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd², ~300 g/m²)
- Meets flammability and chemical compliance requirements (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
